Category: Eurovision 2022

Good morning. Well...that was a mad one. Firstly, a most heartfelt and sincere congratulations to the Kalush Orchestra for taking Ukraine's third win at Eurovision. In any circumstances, a monumental achievement. Yes, the ongoing conflict will have affected the result. The overwhelming televote will in a certain way have been politically motivated. Prior to the … Continue reading ABOUT LAST NIGHT…

This is it. After months of whittling these songs down, we are about to crown the winner of the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest. I'm here to take you through our 25 runners and riders for the evening's entertainment spectacular. The semis saw some sad losses with a velvet bucking bronco, a Georgian circus troupe and … Continue reading EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2022: A GUIDE TO THE FINAL

The Eurovision week always goes incredibly fast. 48 hours ago we still had 40 songs in the mix for the win, but in just a few hours we'll have our final 25. 18 songs are in the running tonight in what is, in my opinion, the far stronger of the two semis. Such is the … Continue reading PIF PAF PREVIEWS: SEMI-FINAL TWO

So...semi-final one went well then? On the surface, 7/10 seems decent but boy it wasn't half a win for the low energy vibe... ALBANIA 🇦🇱 ❌ LATVIA 🇱🇻 ❌ UKRAINE 🇺🇦 ✔️ NETHERLANDS 🇳🇱 ✔️ MOLDOVA 🇲🇩 ✔️ PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 ✔️ AUSTRIA 🇦🇹 ❌ GREECE 🇬🇷 ✔️ NORWAY 🇳🇴 ✔️ ARMENIA 🇦🇲 ✔️ No Albania, … Continue reading PIF PAF PREDICTIONS: SEMI-FINAL TWO

Well then, here we go. Just under twelve months on from Måneskin's rousing victory tonight sees the start of the hunt for their successor. The Continent spent the winter months finding our fantastic forty but for seven of those, their journey will reach its conclusion tonight. All of a sudden, it's got very real. Starting … Continue reading PIF PAF PREVIEWS: SEMI-FINAL ONE

Right then team, now we're finally getting to the business end of this showbiz behemoth. Months of selections, weeks of previews and days of rehearsals have passed and as of tonight, we're keeping score. So, like any good Eurofan worth their salt, it's time to make my predictions. In all the years writing here I'm … Continue reading PIF PAF PREDICTIONS: SEMI-FINAL ONE

Little did we British Eurofans know back in March just how much of a good thing we were onto with Sam Ryder. The TikTok star has fully embraced his role as the UK representative endearing himself to fans both, at home and (crucially) abroad. With a positive online presence, batting back relentless negative questions and … Continue reading THE RYDER OF OUR LIVES: 7 REASONS TO GET BEHIND OUR SAM

This morning may well have been a reduced schedule, with only our big five nations rehearsing, but one of tremendous significance to us Brits. In all fairness, given the overall quality of this year's automatic qualifiers, this was a highly anticipated morning. And it did not let us down. Opening this morning's proceedings we had … Continue reading DAY 8: THE OLD UK & SPAIN CAN’T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW

Another day of rehearsals has seen the back half of semi-final 2 take to the stage. There were certainly fewer props today but instead, there were flames, light shows and several surprising concepts. SF2 is proving to be a properly competitive affair. The outright surprise of the morning was Ireland having quite possibly the best … Continue reading DAY 7: CZECH MATE

If much of the discourse yesterday was about how the sedentary sun impacted our lovely lot, today's theme was focused more on what countries were bringing on to the stage themselves. In no particular order, we had oversized balloons, a flying saucer, a loo roll adorned bedroom and an entire Sammarinese costume shop worth of … Continue reading DAY 6: TOP OF THE PROPS